Stem Cells & Obama’s Sci-Fi Future

I don’t watch or read science fiction, because that’s for people who don’t shower, but I know enough about what it is to know that, with this new position from Obama about stem cell research, we’re all going to be living in “The Matrix” soon. What is with these liberals and their fixation on having designer babies??? Oh, wait, I know: it’s because liberals are so ugly they can’t stand the idea of even their own children looking like them!

See, I for one don’t need any stem cells to have a designer baby — my own genes will take care of that well enough on their own, thank you very much! Actually, I’m pretty sure that my offspring will be way better-looking than anything some lame scientist in a lab coat could ever dream up. He’d probably turn my kid into some weird anime character or something. Does Obama really want to turn the world into some freakish Pokemon game or something?! God, it’s like liberals don’t even know what ‘consequences’ are!

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